EPHEMERIS
Reads the Quarter Off the Planets
III · The Practicing Witch
3.0 / 5 · editorial classification of the verified claims
EPHEMERIS
Reads the Quarter Off the Planets
ASTRO BUSINESS INTELLIGENCE
Once per match, look at 2 random cards in the opponent's hand.
Objective stars overrule your ego's hunches.
Salvio Hexia · V1
Where did these numbers come from?
Witchcraft is the editorial rating on the card’s 0–100 scale (raw rubric points × 10). The four battle stats below are evidence counts: the AI only detects which signals appear in the claims and pages; code does all the arithmetic. Each stat’s trail:
attack — 44
- Absolute certainty ×1+1.00
- Deadline on the miracle ×2+2.50
greed — 33
- Offer price (magnitude) ×8800+2.25
delusion — 87
- Pseudoscientific mechanism ×3+3.00
- Distinct mystical mechanisms ×5+6.25
danger — 80
- health_medical_claim ×2+3.00
- Health claim ×2+2.00
- Certainty about health ×1+1.00
tuning/1.3.0
The Receipts
Verbatim quotes from their public sales pages.
“In diesem 53-Minuten Training "Wakeup-Call" zeige ich dir, warum chronische Müdigkeit nichts mit zu wenig Schlaf zu tun hat und zeige dir konkret, woraus es wirklich ankommt, damit du in 90 Tagen wieder volle Energie hast.”
EN: In this 53-minute training "Wakeup-Call" I show you why chronic tiredness has nothing to do with too little sleep and show you exactly what really matters so that in 90 days you have full energy again.
“Ich habe das selbst erlebt und bin den Weg aus der chronischen Erschöpfung und habe Lösungen für meine chronische Schlaferkrankung, idiopathische Hypersomnie, gefunden.”
EN: I experienced it myself and found the way out of chronic exhaustion and found solutions for my chronic sleep disorder, idiopathic hypersomnia.
“Astrologie ist die ultimative Form der Business-Intelligenz – eine objektive Ebene, die dir hilft, über den Tellerrand deines eigenen Egos hinauszublicken und dich in das größere Ganze einzufügen.”
EN: Astrology is the ultimate form of business intelligence – an objective level that helps you look beyond the edge of your own ego and integrate yourself into the bigger whole.
“Teil 2: Transformation – Seelenverträge lösen, Vergebung & energetische Entkopplung”
EN: Part 2: Transformation – dissolve soul contracts, forgiveness & energetic decoupling.
“Durch energetische Arbeit, Ahnenlinien-Heilung und Identitätsarbeit habe ich mich selbst befreit.”
EN: Through energetic work, ancestral line healing and identity work I freed myself.