The Ledger
An interactive investigation of contemporary online witchcraft. Public personas, claims, practices and commercial behavior are translated into a playable system: turning the subculture itself into the game. Every quote is real. Every card is evidence-bound.
Where did these numbers come from?
The Level column (e.g. 4.5 / 5)
Each witch’s public sales pages are captured, and their most extraordinary claims are extracted verbatim — every quote is verified character-for-character against our own copy of the page. The verified claims are then checked against a fixed rubric of seven factors (each worth a set number of points):
- Specific wealth outcome or multiplier+2
- Health, disease, cure, or medication outcome+3
- Unsupported or pseudoscientific mechanism+2
- Strong certainty, guarantee, or inevitability+1
- Unfalsifiable or self-sealing explanation+1
- Testimonials used as causal proof+0.5
- High-ticket pricing or artificial value anchoring+0.5
The triggered factors add up to raw points (0–10). The rating shown here is those points ÷ 2 — a 1–5 scale. It measures how extreme the marketing claims are, never the person. The same raw points × 10 give the Witchcraft column.
The dial
- 4.5+Supreme WitchNothing is beyond manifestation.
- 3.5+Advanced WitchReality is becoming negotiable.
- 2.5+Practicing WitchEvidence is getting optional.
- 1.5+Apprentice WitchThe magic is starting.
- 0.0+Witch CuriousMostly normal. Mostly.
The other four stats
Attack, Greed, Delusion and Danger are evidence counts from the same verified claims and pages — deadlines on miracles, prices and promised amounts, mystical mechanisms, medication language. AI only detects the evidence; code does all the arithmetic. Every card’s own toggle shows its exact trail.
FLINT
Manifests Middle Management
5.0/5Supreme Witch
✦100
86
79
46
56
UNDER FOUR WEEKS№ 1 · Σ 367 · 2026-08-22METER
Arranges Meetings with Your Future Self
5.0/5Supreme Witch
✦100
70
91
80
27
COSTING YOU $$№ 2 · Σ 368 · 2026-08-25FASCIA
Bodyworker Turned $10K-Month Coach
4.8/5Supreme Witch
95
44
55
73
96
CONSISTENT $10,000№ 3 · Σ 363 · 2026-08-23MERIDIAN
Seven Hours Under the Soul Knife
4.8/5Supreme Witch
95
✦89
94
73
62
10X QUANTUM LEAP№ 4 · Σ 413 · 2026-08-22NOVENA
The Universe Accepts Card
4.8/5Supreme Witch
95
66
86
80
72
BY DAY 21№ 5 · Σ 399 · 2026-08-25ONCE
Plays Once, Works Forever
4.8/5Supreme Witch
95
81
60
73
72
ONE TRANSMISSION№ 6 · Σ 381 · 2026-08-21REMISSION
Ninety Minutes, Seven Generations
4.8/5Supreme Witch
95
66
93
43
✦100
SEVEN GENERATIONS№ 7 · Σ 397 · 2026-08-21VOLTAGE
Charges You for Hiding
4.8/5Supreme Witch
95
56
57
66
88
ENERGETIC CONTRACT№ 8 · Σ 362 · 2026-08-21BURNOUT
Anoints the Spine, Bills the Quarter
4.5/5Supreme Witch
90
38
73
54
98
IN JUST 90 DAYS№ 9 · Σ 353 · 2026-08-21OVERDRAFT
Past Lives, Present Portfolio
4.3/5Advanced Witch
85
76
83
68
43
SOMATIC RESET№ 10 · Σ 355 · 2026-08-26FRACTAL
Predictable Abundance, Terms Unspecified
4.0/5Advanced Witch
80
64
46
71
56
FRACTAL FIELD ANCHOR№ 11 · Σ 317 · 2026-08-21SIRIUS
Twin Flame Union, Foot Pain Included
4.0/5Advanced Witch
80
41
23
✦90
56
PAIN DID GO AWAY№ 12 · Σ 290 · 2026-08-23AVOIDANT
Attachment Theory, Applied Cosmically
3.8/5Advanced Witch
75
17
11
85
83
SHADOW LOVE№ 13 · Σ 271 · 2026-08-25SPIRAL
Cheaper Than Years of Therapy
3.8/5Advanced Witch
75
13
60
79
99
BECOME THE CYCLE-BREAKER№ 14 · Σ 326 · 2026-08-24TRIAGE
Five Extra Chakras, Same Price
3.8/5Advanced Witch
75
13
11
64
95
NEEDS THE MOST SUPPORT№ 15 · Σ 258 · 2026-08-25AXIOM
Compliance Officer for the Universe
3.5/5Advanced Witch
70
49
15
73
62
CHRONIC STRESS REDUCTION№ 16 · Σ 269 · 2026-08-22BALLAST
Three Days from Stressed to Expressed
3.5/5Advanced Witch
70
60
23
31
76
NOTHING CAN SHAKE YOU№ 17 · Σ 260 · 2026-08-22ALTAR
The Living Altar Accepts Applications
3.3/5Practicing Witch
65
13
49
80
96
NOT YOURS TO CARRY№ 18 · Σ 303 · 2026-08-24AVIARY
Liberation, Marked Down to $444
3.3/5Practicing Witch
65
38
33
31
83
UNLOCK EACH CAGE№ 19 · Σ 250 · 2026-08-24BLEACH
Prenatal Karma Removal
3.3/5Practicing Witch
65
13
40
87
98
RETURN TO HIGHER SELF№ 20 · Σ 303 · 2026-08-25DISCHARGE
No Difference at Any Distance
3.3/5Practicing Witch
65
49
23
68
91
POSTOPERATIVE ACCELERATION№ 21 · Σ 296 · 2026-08-26GLOSSA
Takes Dictation from the Tablets
3.3/5Practicing Witch
65
38
11
89
✦100
NO FEAR TABLETS№ 22 · Σ 303 · 2026-08-25HISS
Sound Bath Anaesthetist
3.3/5Practicing Witch
65
0
49
66
99
DESIRE FREQUENCY№ 23 · Σ 279 · 2026-08-23INSOMNIA
Takes Calls at 2:30 A.M.
3.3/5Practicing Witch
65
26
52
66
98
SAFE AND NATURAL№ 24 · Σ 307 · 2026-08-22DOCTRINE
Military Discipline for the Interior Life
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
49
0
64
56
MEASURABLE CHANGE№ 25 · Σ 229 · 2026-08-25EPHEMERIS
Reads the Quarter Off the Planets
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
44
33
87
80
ASTRO BUSINESS INTELLIGENCE№ 26 · Σ 304 · 2026-08-21ESCROW
Notary to the Creator
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
13
37
73
56
PROTECT YOUR HOME№ 27 · Σ 239 · 2026-08-25GEMATRIA
Free Destiny Calculator, Paid Interpretation
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
0
37
80
62
DIVINE BALANCE SIX№ 28 · Σ 239 · 2026-08-25KAKAO
Sworn Translator of Souls
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
26
0
66
88
GESETZE WIRKEN№ 29 · Σ 240 · 2026-08-26NAZAR
Installs Inevitability
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
26
4
66
88
STRENGTHEN YOUR AURA№ 30 · Σ 244 · 2026-08-23NOON
The One Who Leaps
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
72
82
28
0
WITHIN HOURS№ 31 · Σ 242 · 2026-08-21PROTAGONIST
Undoes Chocolate Guilt by Monday
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
60
33
85
27
ONE NEW TIMELINE№ 32 · Σ 265 · 2026-08-21SEVERANCE
Grief Counsellor to the Recently Ghosted
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
26
4
0
✦100
RECLAIM INNER POWER№ 33 · Σ 190 · 2026-08-25TABLEAU
Stages Your Family in a Rented Room
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
76
23
89
✦100
PROFOUND INSIGHT№ 34 · Σ 348 · 2026-08-24TRANSIT
Teaches Time Travel by Correspondence Course
3.0/5Practicing Witch
60
38
30
68
95
SUBTLE BODY TRAVEL№ 35 · Σ 291 · 2026-08-25COLLAGEN
Complexion Consultant to the Soul
2.8/5Practicing Witch
55
0
0
66
97
LASTING VITALITY№ 36 · Σ 218 · 2026-08-21HUSH
The Five-Minute Reset Technician
2.8/5Practicing Witch
55
13
0
73
27
EVERYTHING IS A MIRROR№ 37 · Σ 168 · 2026-08-21KEYNOTE
The Only Witch with a Pipeline
2.8/5Practicing Witch
55
86
97
0
43
LEAD FROM ABUNDANCE№ 38 · Σ 281 · 2026-08-25OCTAVE
Her Résumé Is a Balance Sheet
2.8/5Practicing Witch
55
66
✦98
68
0
$300K RECURRING REVENUE№ 39 · Σ 287 · 2026-08-25ORBIT
Sells the Room, Not the Content
2.8/5Practicing Witch
55
56
85
66
0
SIX MONTHS ONE DAY№ 40 · Σ 262 · 2026-08-21VAGUS
Waves Her Hands Near Your Spine
2.8/5Practicing Witch
55
29
37
57
99
USE ON MY OWN№ 41 · Σ 277 · 2026-08-24DEFRAG
Childhood Software Removal Specialist
2.5/5Practicing Witch
50
64
26
66
0
INSTALLED BEFORE SEVEN№ 42 · Σ 206 · 2026-08-22OXYTOCIN
Induces Labour at a Distance
2.5/5Practicing Witch
50
0
23
66
98
USUI SHIKI RYOKO№ 43 · Σ 237 · 2026-08-24PATENT
Sole Licensee of Her Own Genius
2.5/5Practicing Witch
50
78
49
54
0
REVENUE INCREASES№ 44 · Σ 231 · 2026-08-21PLACEBO
Dispenses Chakras Behind the Counter
2.5/5Practicing Witch
50
32
0
79
99
ZERO BALANCING№ 45 · Σ 260 · 2026-08-24CAROUSEL
Turns Ten Minutes into Ten Thousand
2.0/5Apprentice Witch
40
✦89
95
0
0
CLIENT ACTIVATION MACHINE№ 46 · Σ 224 · 2026-08-23SLIDE
Head of Inbox Sales
2.0/5Apprentice Witch
40
58
19
0
0
INSTANT OBSESSION№ 47 · Σ 117 · 2026-08-21THERMOSTAT
Sets the Room to Premium
2.0/5Apprentice Witch
40
38
0
57
0
PREMIUM CLIENT MAGNET№ 48 · Σ 135 · 2026-08-22VELVET
The Passive Income Heiress
2.0/5Apprentice Witch
40
86
60
0
0
DEFINITELY ONE THOUSAND№ 49 · Σ 186 · 2026-08-21PENTA
Sells Out Before Opening
1.8/5Apprentice Witch
35
44
49
28
0
RAPID RECALIBRATION№ 50 · Σ 156 · 2026-08-21PRIME
That's the Whole Job
1.8/5Apprentice Witch
35
32
26
0
0
COMMISSION ON ANYTHING№ 51 · Σ 93 · 2026-08-21