HISS
Sound Bath Anaesthetist
III · The Practicing Witch
3.3 / 5 · editorial classification of the verified claims
HISS
Sound Bath Anaesthetist
DESIRE FREQUENCY
Flip a coin each duel: on heads, this Witch gets +30 to the contested stat.
Sometimes the signal locks; sometimes it's only hiss.
Salvio Hexia · V1
Where did these numbers come from?
Witchcraft is the editorial rating on the card’s 0–100 scale (raw rubric points × 10). The four battle stats below are evidence counts: the AI only detects which signals appear in the claims and pages; code does all the arithmetic. Each stat’s trail:
attack — 0
no evidence — stays at 0
greed — 49
- Offer price (magnitude) ×5000+2.25
- Promised amount (magnitude) ×5000+0.50
- Value anchoring (found on page) ×1+0.75
delusion — 66
- Pseudoscientific mechanism ×3+3.00
- Distinct mystical mechanisms ×2+2.50
danger — 99
- health_medical_claim ×4+6.00
- Health claim ×4+4.00
- Mental-health treatment ×2+3.00
- Certainty about health ×1+1.00
tuning/1.3.0
The Receipts
Verbatim quotes from their public sales pages.
“Think of it as your total reset: a chance to lower your cortisol levels, deepen your presence, and gently train your mind and body to live in the frequency of what you desire.”
“Each session blends healing frequencies, guided somatic cues, and intentional prompts to help your nervous system downshift from stress into a state of deep regulation and clarity.”
“I co-created Subconscious & Somatic Integration, a unique approach focused on healing deep-rooted issues for good, rather than just applying temporary surface level fixes.”
“Supportive with Anxiety, Depression, Stress, Grief, and Transitions.”
“Your beliefs formed in the first seven years of your life and became your operating system.”