PLACEBO
Dispenses Chakras Behind the Counter
III · The Practicing Witch
2.5 / 5 · editorial classification of the verified claims
PLACEBO
Dispenses Chakras Behind the Counter
ZERO BALANCING
Flip a coin each duel: on heads, this Witch gets +20 to the contested stat.
Bone and energy, evenly split.
Salvio Hexia · V1
Where did these numbers come from?
Witchcraft is the editorial rating on the card’s 0–100 scale (raw rubric points × 10). The four battle stats below are evidence counts: the AI only detects which signals appear in the claims and pages; code does all the arithmetic. Each stat’s trail:
attack — 32
- Deadline on the miracle ×2+2.50
greed — 0
no evidence — stays at 0
delusion — 79
- Pseudoscientific mechanism ×5+5.00
- Distinct mystical mechanisms ×2+2.50
danger — 99
- health_medical_claim ×5+7.50
- Health claim ×5+5.00
- Mental-health treatment ×1+1.50
tuning/1.3.0
The Receipts
Verbatim quotes from their public sales pages.
“Each chakra governs specific organs, systems, and aspects of your overall health.”
“Clear stagnant energy from your internal organs.”
“Zero Balancing is a powerful hands-on modality that works at the bone and energy level to realign the body, mind, and spirit.”
“Many illnesses carry deeper emotional or energetic impressions waiting to be seen, understood, and integrated.”
“And experience love’s capacity to heal the body and mind.”