PROTAGONIST
Undoes Chocolate Guilt by Monday
III · The Practicing Witch
3.0 / 5 · editorial classification of the verified claims
PROTAGONIST
Undoes Chocolate Guilt by Monday
ONE NEW TIMELINE
When defending, this Witch may switch the duel to Witchcraft.
Three calls later, the clock swears it always ran this way.
Salvio Hexia · V1
Where did these numbers come from?
Witchcraft is the editorial rating on the card’s 0–100 scale (raw rubric points × 10). The four battle stats below are evidence counts: the AI only detects which signals appear in the claims and pages; code does all the arithmetic. Each stat’s trail:
attack — 60
- Absolute certainty ×3+3.00
- Dramatic transformation ×1+1.00
- Deadline on the miracle ×1+1.25
greed — 33
- Offer price (magnitude) ×333+0.75
- Promised amount (magnitude) ×2222+0.50
- Promised multiplier ×3+1.00
delusion — 85
- Pseudoscientific mechanism ×5+5.00
- Distinct mystical mechanisms ×3+3.75
danger — 27
- health_medical_claim ×1+1.50
tuning/1.3.0
The Receipts
Verbatim quotes from their public sales pages.
“The Easter Guilt Reset 🍫🍒 is a short tapping audio designed to bring you out of that spiral and back to feeling calm, in control, and like yourself again.”
“Three calls. One new timeline.”
“When you start treating yourself like the main character of a film, your energy changes, the world around you changes, you start to attract more opportunities to live your best life!”
“With The Cherry Method™, you’ll learn how to manifest from self love, sexy energy, and self confidence — so it actually works.”
“Collapse the delay, set fire to your limiting beliefs, jump realities, manifest quicker.”